Atomicpenguin
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How many hammer smashes does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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Post by Atomicpenguin on Apr 13, 2015 19:17:46 GMT -4
This is a public list of 100 ways to get kicked out of a restaurant. Be as complicated and creative as you want! Good Luck!
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-No Repeats
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Atomicpenguin
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How many hammer smashes does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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Post by Atomicpenguin on Apr 13, 2015 19:19:12 GMT -4
1) Kick the back of another patron's chair like a toddler on an airplane, over and over again.
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Post by Earl Z on Apr 13, 2015 19:23:20 GMT -4
2. Spit in the Chef.
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Post by REDNINJA25 on Apr 13, 2015 19:25:27 GMT -4
Spit in the Chef. Spit in the ChefSpit IN the Chef. |
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Atomicpenguin
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How many hammer smashes does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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Post by Atomicpenguin on Apr 13, 2015 19:27:56 GMT -4
3)Bring in 30 sharpie markers and a fan, uncap all the markers put them up to the fan and spread the fumes throughout the restaurant.
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Post by REDNINJA25 on Apr 13, 2015 19:29:20 GMT -4
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Beefalo
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Post by Beefalo on Apr 15, 2015 21:22:25 GMT -4
5) Spit ON the chef
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Post by Earl Z on Apr 17, 2015 21:04:23 GMT -4
6.) Spit in your food, go up the chef, toss the plate in his face, stomp on it when it hits the ground, then loudly declare that you have improved upon his cooking ten-fold.
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Post by bencour on Apr 18, 2015 8:24:33 GMT -4
7.) When the waitress walks past, slap her butt. This will lead to one of two outcomes. We'll use "a" and "b"
a) She giggles some and keeps on walking. Punch her in the face
b) Turns out to be a guy. He giggles and keeps on walking. Punch 'em in the face.
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Post by SkittleAcid on Apr 18, 2015 9:29:15 GMT -4
Yell out "FOOD FIGHT" and throw your mashed potatoes at the man across the restaurant to make him think it was the man next to him.
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Beefalo
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Post by Beefalo on Apr 20, 2015 5:21:47 GMT -4
10, better make this good *sweats*) Storm into the kitchen and have a Gordon-Ramsay-like outburst, knocking over pots, pans, plates, stomping on the fresh produce, and punching staff.
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Post by Earl Z on Apr 22, 2015 0:48:12 GMT -4
11. Rip off your shirt and start chanting "HULKAMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD!", proceed to dropkick, elbow, and legdrop anyone who gets near you. When you feel the time is right begin singing.
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Sarge
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Post by Sarge on Apr 30, 2015 13:48:09 GMT -4
12. Defecate on the menu and throw it at the host(ess).
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Post by bencour on May 1, 2015 5:42:56 GMT -4
12. Defecate on the menu and throw it at the host(ess). Simple, yet classy. I like it. |
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Zhirael
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Post by Zhirael on Oct 14, 2015 15:02:27 GMT -4
13. Dress up like a slasher movie killer and set up an array of long knives on your table. Then, occasionally chuck a knife in a random direction. When you have the last knife ready, go into the kitchen and chop away at every bit of food you can see while screaming that you're misunderstood. It would also help if you slapped people away with the flat of the knife, or a random object picked up.
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