Beefalo
New Member
┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
Posts: 26 
|
Post by Beefalo on Jul 31, 2015 1:18:32 GMT -4
Go wild
|
|
|
|
Post by Rox on Jul 31, 2015 8:36:54 GMT -4
use the public restroom.
|
|
Beefalo
New Member
┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
Posts: 26
|
Post by Beefalo on Jul 31, 2015 21:46:31 GMT -4
|
|
Atomicpenguin
New Member
How many hammer smashes does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Posts: 30
|
Post by Atomicpenguin on Aug 7, 2015 11:49:39 GMT -4
Punch a clown who is also your step-father named Rustle and my mom wants you to call him dad but it doesn't feel right. Rustle is no stranger to beating spanking people, his children, his wife, his parents. He only watches movies with Will Ferrell and Die Hard. Rustle hasn't been able to hold down a stable job since 1994, but he expects you to get a good job and support him in his old age. When he cooks dinner he refuses to wash his hands first.
Today you met Rustles' parents. They live in Arkansas and they smell like turnips and soap. They have that weird plastic wrapping on all their furniture and they have an untasteful amount of taxidermy rabbits. Rustles dad is told you to call him Bernie. Bernie took you into his study and talked to you about girls. It was very uncomfortable so you pretended to go to the bathroom but you really went out to the car and waited for the trip to be over. It started to rain so Bernie told you to stay the night. You slept on the couch watched Kim Possible on their black and white TV.
On the car ride home Rustle said that you made a scene when you left for the "bathroom" you got in a big argument, your mother cried the whole time. You stopped at a gas station and went to the bathroom with Rustle you both were in urinals next to each other. Rustle said that you were grounded when you get home. You yell at him, he yells back, and you punch him right in the face.
You shouldn't do that...
|
|
Sarge
New Member
Posts: 14
|
Post by Sarge on Aug 8, 2015 20:34:26 GMT -4
Punch a clown who is also your step-father named Rustle and my mom wants you to call him dad but it doesn't feel right. Rustle is no stranger to beating spanking people, his children, his wife, his parents. He only watches movies with Will Ferrell and Die Hard. Rustle hasn't been able to hold down a stable job since 1994, but he expects you to get a good job and support him in his old age. When he cooks dinner he refuses to wash his hands first. Today you met Rustles' parents. They live in Arkansas and they smell like turnips and soap. They have that weird plastic wrapping on all their furniture and they have an untasteful amount of taxidermy rabbits. Rustles dad is told you to call him Bernie. Bernie took you into his study and talked to you about girls. It was very uncomfortable so you pretended to go to the bathroom but you really went out to the car and waited for the trip to be over. It started to rain so Bernie told you to stay the night. You slept on the couch watched Kim Possible on their black and white TV. On the car ride home Rustle said that you made a scene when you left for the "bathroom" you got in a big argument, your mother cried the whole time. You stopped at a gas station and went to the bathroom with Rustle you both were in urinals next to each other. Rustle said that you were grounded when you get home. You yell at him, he yells back, and you punch him right in the face. You shouldn't do that... 2edgy |
|
Atomicpenguin
New Member
How many hammer smashes does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Posts: 30
|
Post by Atomicpenguin on Aug 14, 2015 11:23:33 GMT -4
Sorry. typo, I meant pee near the toilet, gross.
|
|
|
|
Post by Earl Z on Aug 20, 2015 19:18:47 GMT -4
Play hockey with the pink and blue pucks they keep in the urinal.
|
|
|
|
Post by Rox on Aug 22, 2015 8:21:08 GMT -4
oh my lord
|
|
Zhirael
New Member
Trans and proud!
Posts: 3 
|
Post by Zhirael on Oct 13, 2015 23:13:43 GMT -4
Play twister with a spray-painted game mat that you just marked down on the floor.
|
|
