Post by Beefalo on Sept 2, 2015 5:59:40 GMT -4
I was 22 years old.... and I loved Forrest Gump. I always wished that he would Forrest Hump me in my ass. Then one day, I saw him. He was runnin, and he won't never gon' stop. He ran over to me, his legs pumping an erotically steady rhythm. He tackled me into the soft, moist morning grass and flipped me on my hands and knees. Then he filled my butt with his Shrimpy love. He said to me, "Life is like a box of chocolates...," then he leaned in closer and whispered softly to me, "you never know what you're gonna get". He said to me that he wasn't a smart man, but he knew what love was. Then he slapped me and stomped my head in the dirt. It hurt, but I'd do it for Gump.Then the police came and saw his brutal assault. He ran away smiling.
Gump is love, Gump is LIFE
Gump is love, Gump is LIFE
