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Post by Rox on Oct 4, 2015 20:43:58 GMT -4
this thread has declined at such a rate
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Atomicpenguin
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How many hammer smashes does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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Post by Atomicpenguin on Oct 5, 2015 12:13:30 GMT -4
I wish for the world's biggest diamond.
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Post by Earl Z on Oct 5, 2015 12:14:31 GMT -4
Your wish is granted.~ Only you did not specify where the diamond would be, so congratz on your new blinged out colon, I would contact a doctor before the diamond tears through your Mucous* membrane further and causes a slow and painful death due to internal bleeding.  I wish to be Dank Overlord of the Meme Kingdom and have total mastery over Memebending. |
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Post by Rox on Oct 6, 2015 6:56:00 GMT -4
holy shyte what
also your memes are granted. they are COMMON and from 2010. congratulations on your conspiracy keanu and success kid. im fricken sobbing.
im so scared to say this but i wish to be princess over all of the galaxy, the Milky Way galaxy to be specific.
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Post by bencour on Oct 6, 2015 21:33:40 GMT -4
Granted!
Your grand ruling gets noticed by our lord and saviour Xenu. He decides to rid you as he sees you as a possible threat.
I wish to be the director of scientology
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dbmeach1
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Sorry, ol' Meachy hasn't been around. Been busy. Here now
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Post by dbmeach1 on Oct 9, 2015 22:23:27 GMT -4
Granted!
After a long and prosperous rule: Scientology, once a mere cult of eccentrics, has grown to be the most widely accepted faith on the planet. The governments of the world have given themselves and their nations to the faith and a mighty empire is born. But because soon the picture the church portrays is a scene of administrative messes and schedules that oppress workers who get zero compensation for what they do. Social unrest begins to rise and the church attempts to quell the rising armies. But due the sinecure politics of insecure idiots and lacubrious lunatics, the new-found empire soon crumbles. In the insuring riots and turf wars, you are soon murdered along with all your colleague and your heads are placed on pikes outside the fortresses of the new gang-states.
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I wish to have an exact copy of my glorious self.
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Sarge
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Post by Sarge on Oct 10, 2015 20:09:39 GMT -4
Too easy. Clone kills you and assumes your life.
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