Beefalo
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Post by Beefalo on Sept 22, 2015 20:37:50 GMT -4
Basically, the point of this game, is the person that comments after you has to 'corrupt' your wish. Say you wish for a cookie, the person below you has to corrupt your wish, saying you might "choke on your cookie" or something.
I'll start. I wish for a pot plant.
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Post by Rox on Sept 23, 2015 1:55:23 GMT -4
i know exactly where you wanted someone to go with this con you can't fool me
you wish for a PLANT that sprouts POTS. KITCHEN POTS. A POT PLANT.
i wish for a barbie doll.
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Post by Beefalo on Sept 23, 2015 5:18:45 GMT -4
~Wish granted
You get the barbie doll, put it in your mouth, and choke to death.
I wish for a cookie
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Post by Rox on Sept 23, 2015 7:16:31 GMT -4
the cookie comes to life. it asks you if you wish to engage in combat. you decline.
wrong answer.
I'LL GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE TO WISH.
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Post by bencour on Sept 24, 2015 17:02:32 GMT -4
I wish to take a trip around the world while riding a giraffe.
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Atomicpenguin
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Post by Atomicpenguin on Sept 25, 2015 19:20:37 GMT -4
The Giraffe gets leukemia and dies leaving you in the middle of a Saudi Arabian desert.
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Atomicpenguin
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Post by Atomicpenguin on Sept 25, 2015 19:21:03 GMT -4
I wish for the power to grant myself wishes.
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Post by Beefalo on Sept 25, 2015 19:39:45 GMT -4
Your wish is granted, and you wish for a dinosaur. The dinosaur rips out your brains and you die, the end.
I wish for a barbie doll
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Atomicpenguin
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Post by Atomicpenguin on Sept 26, 2015 12:36:01 GMT -4
The barbie doll is beautiful making you feel insecure about your body so you kill youself.
I wish for a talking goat
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Beefalo
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Post by Beefalo on Sept 26, 2015 22:09:40 GMT -4
Granted. The goat says "i banged ur nan" and you throw yourself off a cliff.
I wish for Leonardo DiCaprio to win an Oscar
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Post by Rox on Oct 1, 2015 4:37:52 GMT -4
so do we ;_;
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Post by bencour on Oct 1, 2015 19:39:18 GMT -4
Granted! But oh, wait. Even though there was 100% chance of him winning, he didn't. Preposterous!
I wish for the rarest of pepes.
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Post by Sarge on Oct 1, 2015 20:06:47 GMT -4
You receive the Mythic Cthulhu Pepe, the rarest pepe of all. Unfortunately, all who see it suffer from insanity, which eventually culminates in your head exploding.  I wish for the Internet to become reality. |
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Post by Beefalo on Oct 1, 2015 22:03:47 GMT -4
Granted~~
The internet becomes a reality, and shrek flies through your window and fills your ass with his oniony love until your nose bleeds and your heart explodes.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Sarge on Oct 2, 2015 10:25:05 GMT -4
Granted. Everyone dies after nuclear war. Now, since no humans exist, there is no war.
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