Post by Atomicpenguin on Mar 10, 2015 21:48:23 GMT -4
Hello Members of the Slain Community I am Atomicpenguin! You may call me Sir, Hero, I wish you were my father, or any name worthy of my amazingness! Some would end there introductions with one sentence, or simply a "Hey I'm______" but not this guy, or should I say Not This Legend! I have never been good with words because words haven't been good with me, for example a word to describe my supertasticness has not been discovered...yet...perhaps it never will, do not fear though I hired a cool guy in the city named Jamar to create new slang terms that could describe an amazing person such as myself. When the perfect word is chosen I will get it into the Oxford Dictionary (They owe me).
But enough about you, let's talk more about me, ever since birth random people off the streets have looked up to me, almost as if I was born 17ft tall. I know you already look up to me, but don't worry, I look down on you. Speaking of you worshiping me you must be wondering, "How can I serve Atomicpenguin, my supreme overlord?" and I get it, nothing is good enough for me. If you want to try you may write me a song, poem, etc. expressing your loyalty and love for me. One of my squires has written as song for my bards to play to please me.
Atomic Atomic The Penguin so sweet
he is better than us and ever so neat
I would happily give up my children for him
we only wish to serve his every whim
they say he's so sharp he could cut through stone
they say that he once got a small business loan
his business was power
his profit was blood
compared to him we are all puddles of mud
Atomic Atomic The Penguin so strong
they say that he grew a beard 30 foot long
he passes kidney stones without shedding a tear
when he goes to taverns they give him free beer
if you were ever to battle him
He would rip you apart limb by limb WITH HIS TEETH
they say he chugged 10 gallons of milk
he killed a man with a sword made of silk
and we are not worthy of the handsome one
which is why the song must be sung
and this ballad will never be done
What a true song, I almost feel bad about using that squire as a footstool 10 minutes after he showed me it. So please feel free to write one of these to me, you might even get a slight head nod of approval from me, maybe a pat on the back.
I am looking forward to seeing all of you on the server and I am hoping to meet some of you on the battlefield if you denounce my glory. Long may the name Atomicpenguin be praised throughout the land! This text is in color!
-Your Fearless Leader Atomicpenguin {Atomicpenguin101 in game}
Y'all come back now ya here!
But enough about you, let's talk more about me, ever since birth random people off the streets have looked up to me, almost as if I was born 17ft tall. I know you already look up to me, but don't worry, I look down on you. Speaking of you worshiping me you must be wondering, "How can I serve Atomicpenguin, my supreme overlord?" and I get it, nothing is good enough for me. If you want to try you may write me a song, poem, etc. expressing your loyalty and love for me. One of my squires has written as song for my bards to play to please me.
Atomic Atomic The Penguin so sweet
he is better than us and ever so neat
I would happily give up my children for him
we only wish to serve his every whim
they say he's so sharp he could cut through stone
they say that he once got a small business loan
his business was power
his profit was blood
compared to him we are all puddles of mud
Atomic Atomic The Penguin so strong
they say that he grew a beard 30 foot long
he passes kidney stones without shedding a tear
when he goes to taverns they give him free beer
if you were ever to battle him
He would rip you apart limb by limb WITH HIS TEETH
they say he chugged 10 gallons of milk
he killed a man with a sword made of silk
and we are not worthy of the handsome one
which is why the song must be sung
and this ballad will never be done
What a true song, I almost feel bad about using that squire as a footstool 10 minutes after he showed me it. So please feel free to write one of these to me, you might even get a slight head nod of approval from me, maybe a pat on the back.
I am looking forward to seeing all of you on the server and I am hoping to meet some of you on the battlefield if you denounce my glory. Long may the name Atomicpenguin be praised throughout the land! This text is in color!
-Your Fearless Leader Atomicpenguin {Atomicpenguin101 in game}
Y'all come back now ya here!
